Alessandro De La Torre
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April 24, 2025
5 min read

A list of things I was told this week.

Not in any particular order.
  1. I vote 1st but second is cute if you wanna attract less personal and less obsessive & more reasonable.
  2. You're relentless.
  3. You making me read Malcolm Gladwell was like you telling me to go fuck myself.
  4. Can I get a raise? Not enough to make me do more work though.
  5. Like pressing your thumb between the center of a flipped open book. Not giving a fuck about the story just glaring at the font on paper.
  6. Where is my lego set.
  7. There are no women in hell.
  8. This is the life,, hold on tight… this is the dream.. it’s all. I need
  9. If I post the sybau story to this and tag you we’ll both attract all the opiums
  10. Always hootin and hollerin and jumping through fuckin hoops
  11. I never would have expected those words to fall out your mouth like that.
  12. Who was the le labo story post for get it together
  13. They dont do sneaky links they want a bf
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